01
《转角遇到爹》
The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
现在就是：后悔极了！
02
知道你受伤后的三种朋友
笑死
03
草（一种植物）
好怕他剪到乃子
04
全班一起跪在班主任办公室前…
想想那个场面，
已经替班主任尴尬了！
05
#小朋友的传话能力有多强#
儿子到处跟人说我坐过牢…
哈哈哈理解能力和抓重点都一级棒！
06
#原来眼药水是滴在下眼睑#
一直都是滴在眼中间…
我常年滴在睫毛上让它眨进去…
07
《做人不要太客气》
每天一个单身小技巧。
08
我太需要这块儿地毯了
快点把链接发给我！
09
被酒店房间的窗震惊了…
那边窗户大了是犯法吗？
10
救命家人们，
求一个能度过此难的办法！
妈！
11
这个超凶的绑带，可以用来背瓶子…
方便打架用吗
12
#现实版倒霉熊乔伊#
熊：说出来你可能不信…
我去过北极两次！
没交代在路上算这只熊坚强！
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